More Than Words, Op. 3

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WHAT THOSE CAR NAMES ACTUALLY STAND FOR

BMW
Be My Wife
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Break My Windows
Brutal Money Waster
Business, Money and Woman

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trip
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
Backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Fault Of R & D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Found On Russian Dump

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got a Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable
And Inexpensive . . .

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others
Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made
Of Buick's Irregular Leftover equipment

PERODUA
Puny Engine Running On Damn Unsafe Autocar

PROTON
Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel
On-road Nowadays

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back Swedish
Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless