HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about light bulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school . . . to compete with RJC . . .
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school . . . one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him or her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: NO LIGHT, STILL CAN STUDY!
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the Top Five JCs . . .
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None . . . they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None . . . only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker . . . (hmm . . . *raise eyebrows*)
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None . . . their physics is so bad that they make their male teacher cry . . .
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Would they bother?
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They're too busy studying, trying not to get expelled.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None . . . they believe in praying for it. (Oh, come on, we've got our halos! We won't need any light bulb . . .)
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None . . . they are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh . . . wat litebarb . . .?
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. No one bothers. They don't even renovate their facilities.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. All their students are still drawing the electrical lines.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. No one knows how to change a light bulb even though they "thought" they invented it.
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about light bulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school . . . to compete with RJC . . .
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school . . . one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him or her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: NO LIGHT, STILL CAN STUDY!
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the Top Five JCs . . .
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None . . . they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None . . . only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker . . . (hmm . . . *raise eyebrows*)
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None . . . their physics is so bad that they make their male teacher cry . . .
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Would they bother?
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They're too busy studying, trying not to get expelled.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None . . . they believe in praying for it. (Oh, come on, we've got our halos! We won't need any light bulb . . .)
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None . . . they are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh . . . wat litebarb . . .?
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. No one bothers. They don't even renovate their facilities.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. All their students are still drawing the electrical lines.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. No one knows how to change a light bulb even though they "thought" they invented it.
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