Monday, November 28, 2005

NO, NOT MORE LIGHT BULB JOKES...

From THE NEW PAPER, Friday, 18 November 2005, Page 26
NO, NOT MORE LIGHT BULB JOKES...
By Dawn Chia
Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends on what you want it changed into.
Q: How many yuppies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. "Got a hardware problem? Call the maintenance engineer."
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There is nothing wrong with that light bulb - and my client demands an apology and damages.
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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