More Than Words, Op. 3

WOMEN'S INSTRUCTION BOOKLET

Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

Don’t imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

If they put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?

Tell him you are not his type - you have a pulse.

Never let your man's mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.

Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types.

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually: "Oh alright, I'll stay the night."

Sadly, all men are created equal.

Remember that a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you laugh at his.

The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of "former boyfriend".

There are lots of words to describe men: strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you can still use them.

posted by ah lum @ 9:25 PM