Monday, November 28, 2005

AWARD-WINNING JOKE?

From an email I received:
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian.
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. "Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

1 Comments:

At 6:01 PM, Blogger ah lum said...

Hi xyzalchar256, I like to share articles and other writings of interest with other people, so rather than sending them via email around, I choose to post them up on a blog so that more people can access to it. I used to post them on my personal journal blog, but later I decided to divide the main blog into several ones so that each one can serve a different function.

 

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